I'd Rather Have Sex
I'd Rather Have Sex


Kali. 20. Pansexual. Horny as fuck. Gender Fluid. Destiel is my life and will be my cause of death. Welcome to my blog, please keep your hands and feet inside the posts at all times and enjoy your stay. Namaste.
๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”
Reading: Paper Towns by John Green
Watching: too many shows omg
Writing: too many fanfics ugh
Taking: Intro to World Music
๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”
ANA IS MY GODDESS AND MY REASON FOR LIVING
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26
Jan

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my momโ€™s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship.ย 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me โ€œiโ€™ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girlโ€ and gave me a look as if to say โ€œchat her upโ€.ย 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

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