The most ignored words in the world.
aka don’t be a dick
it’s the same message and yet we have had wars about religions for hundreds of years
irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”
irish isnt a language…
do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared
All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because I’m going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class.
The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time “forced him to” According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope’s nickname translated literally means “Terrible pope”.
And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic shit that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life.
(Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.)
At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what’s up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there.
This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing.
This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that pissed everyone off.
And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on fucking steroids. My teacher described the women’s bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on."
And then there is this:
Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn’t like it. Adam and Eve naked? That’s cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died.
And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say “Those straight men are happy” I’ll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls.
And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.
TL;DR: Michelangelo hated the pope and made the best “fuck you” of all time.
what month comes after september???
after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas
patrick forgetting the lyrics to i don’t care // pete mouthing them to him x
I think about this every day
watch this shirtless dude do a flawless kristen wiig skit for some reason
I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
Do with this gif what you will, CAWS fandom
WHERE IS THE DINOSAUR FIC LINK JFC
"No. I refuse to believe you fought Nazi dinosaurs." Barton says, narrowed eyes darting over from the tv to where Bucky and Steve are stretched out together on the couch.
"Sure we did." Bucky says absently, "it was what, Bavaria?"
"I can’t remember," Steve shrugs, because he’s Steve and therefore doesn’t lie, but he’s also Steve and therefore gets a kick out of screwing with them. "A lot happened in ‘44."
"A lot happened in…how do you forget fighting Nazi fucking dinosaurs?"
"I forgot my own name," Barnes says dryly. "If it’s not on my wikipedia page, it didn’t happen."
I will go to my grave claiming that Steve and Bucky are the biggest trolls in existence and forever use the ‘old guy from the 40s’ and ‘brainwashed assassin’ card to make the rest of the team believe the stupidest shit.
FREE ART PROGRAMS:
- paint tool sai
- autodesk sketchbook
- seashore???? (i think its for mac only)
- AYEE ANATOMY
- MMM DAT HUMAN BODY
- DILLYWINGS? nsfw
- VAGINAS nsfw
- DAMN GURL DAT BODY SO FINE
- MORE BOOBIES IN BRAS??!
- HIS HIPS DON’T LIE
- HERS DON’T EITHER
- hold me
- I LIKE CAKE
- MENS HOT BODS
- DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES YO
- MORE EYES
- MORE FUCKIN EYES
- FACES IN GENERAL
- MORE EMOTIONS?
- MORE NOSES
- MORE EYES DAMMIT
- ANOTHER MOUTH THINGY?
HOW TO COLOR
- coloring is fun
- you can have shitty line art
- but the better you color
- the more amazing the art is
- i love coloring
- mm colors
- i like these
- references are fun
- THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR WAKING UP IN VEGAS
- I’M GETTING TIRED OF FINDING LINKS BUT I’M SO EXCITED
- WOOHOOOO I WANT SODA
- REMEMBER NO MATTER WHAT IF YOUR YOUR ART IS SHIT ITS YOUR ART AND YOUR ART IS GR8 SO NEVER STOP ARTING <3
- PINKISH SKIN COLORS
- PALE SKIN COLORS
- DARK SKIN COLORS
- TAN SKIN COLORS
- USE THIS THING TO GET YOUR OWN COLOR PALETTES
Britney’s reaction to see a man twice her height speaking in polish
DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship